imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
(Source: officialswagmom, via cybuggin)
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
this may just be the best post on tumblr
i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing
(via out-of-storybrooke)
when you and a friend both hate a certain person but then your friend starts liking them and hanging out with them
(Source: followsweaterpawz, via out-of-storybrooke)
I think all of our positivity levels need to be more like Mike’s.
(Source: packageofgirlyevil, via happiestplace-onearth)
I LOVE DIS FANDOM, ‘CUZ WRECKIN’ REASONS =3=!
(Source: for-the-love-of-ralph, via neverrlaand)
how life changing was that for her!
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See this beautiful gem???
I am about 75% that this is my teacher history teacher (ex-history teacher now that im on summer break) or any other teacher
This girl hates that class and never goes to it, but something tells me that she had her phone out in class, open to facebook, and that he took her phone and saw my status so decided to hide behind her Facebook and commented as her. This doesn’t sound like her. I dont see why she would care enough to comment.
So I’ll just put this here since my FB obviously isnt safe enough now
WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO MORTON.
GIVE ME A REFERAL FROM 5000 MILES AWAY.
THIS WASN’T ABOUT YOU DICKHED. A LOT OF TEACHERS TRY TO SAY “GERMANY DOESN’T REALLY LEARN ABOUT WWII BECAUSE THEY DON’T LIKE TALKING ABOUT IT.” WELP I PROVED YOU WRONG AND THAT’S WHY YOU’RE SO BUTTHURT.
GROW A SET AND GET OVER IT.
1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making
If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts
IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them
If you would like to know more about the project, read this post
FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT
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everythingisawfulexceptyouand:
BEST PART OF THE MOVIE.
WHAT IS THIS
(Source: subtubitles, via neverlands-sirens)
P e r f e c t
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