May 2013
What I hate about being a girl:
little-drops-of-sunshine:
missrenaaa:
Periods
Period cramps
Sore tits
Mood swings
Picking out outfits for the day
Styling hair after showering
Having a hard time running cause of your tits
Making sure you don’t get pregnant
Carrying the baby
Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
Make sure you don’t get raped
Having pedophiles hit on you
Oh, and fancying the fuck...
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
I HAVE A HEAD COLD AND MY CAT RUBBED HIMSELF ALL OVER MY FACE JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL
dietchola:
my mind is still blown at the fact that in lilo and stitch his name is stitch because he patches up their family
cchannette:
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
misha-jensen-collins:
gallifrey-feels:
bad-ass-strigoi-hunter:
exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:
Things that need to be more affordable:
-plane tickets
-whole, natural foods
-gas
-workout clothing
-phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-cigarettes
-alcohol
You are a genius.
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staceyydarlingg:
How cute would it be to go on the Haunted Mansion with someone you love. Or the Tomorrowland Transit. Or Splash Mountain. Or Towerof Terror. Or The Great Movie Ride. Or to have a date at Sci Fi Dine In. And watch Wishes. Just how cute would it to be at Disney and be in love :)
jaclcfrost:
spike and dimitri are twins
and i don’t know who they’re related to
neither do we
go on
ifyouhadwings:
How cute would it be to go on Stitch’s Great Escape with someone you love. Or the Legend of Captain Jack Sparrow. Or Journey into Imagination. Or the train to Conservation Station. Or Honey I Shrunk the Kids playground. Or to have a date at Electric Umbrella. And watch Disney Channel Rocks! Just how cute would it to be to find love in hopeless places :)
congragulation:
“riff raff, street rat, i dont buy that”
yeah we know you dont buy that aladdin
you steal everything
dreamingconfessions:
Have any of my tumblr friends happend to have written a 5 page paper on the madness of Hamlet (character, not all the characters) and gotten maybe like a B+/A- on it in MLA format? Also, NOT posted on the internet?
Because Mama’s having trouble with hers and its due tomorrow
Dreaming Confessions: Im thinking that if my... →
dreamingconfessions:
Im thinking that if my career working for disney doesn’t work out, I’ll become a teacher. And not a high school teacher, but like first or second grade when little kids are still excited about school. Something I think ruins school for kids is being discouraged from getting too excited. Remember…
yeahyork:
THEY DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING SPELL TUMBLR RIGHT I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT
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SHE BOUGHT US TO PROGRESS YAHOO. NOT EVEN FOR US. FOR HER OWN DAMN COMPANY.
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jfc yahoo bought tumblr.
tumblr is Hogwarts
yahoo is gonna be umbrige
I feel like we’re gonna be trelawney
WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!
FANDOMS IT IS TIME TO UNLESH OUR INSANITY UPON YAHOO
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
HUNTERS GET THE FUCKING SALT
SHERLOCKIANS GET YOUR TEA
WHOVIANS GET THE TARDIS
TRIBUTES READY YOUR ARROWS
DAUNTLESS GET THE GUNS
DEMIGODS READY THE THUNDERBOLTS
POTTERHEADS WANDS AT THE READY
TRAINERS CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON
DIRECTIONERS GET THE GLITTER
PLAYERS READY YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS
NATIONS GET THE PASTA
HOBBITS PREPARE TO WEAR THE RING OF POWER
TREKIES SET PHAZERS TO KILL
GLEEKS GET THE SLUSHIES
GUARDIANS TAKE NO PRISONERS
SHADOWHUNTERS READY THE RUNES
SCHOOL BOYS TO THE BARRICADE
FANGIRLS START SCREAMING
ORIGINALS GET YOUR WHITE OAK STAKES
WE HAVE TO GET MOVING PEOPLE THERE ISNT MUCH TIME!
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
consulting-violinist:
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think...
